Disclaimer: This article is based on actual news from the real world – honestly! However, it has been sprinkled with a healthy dose of satire. What’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys? An unspecified ...

Jan. 13 (UPI) --Authorities in Missouri said the multiple monkeys on the loose in St. Louis have been joined by a wayward goat -- and attempts to find the animals are being hampered by AI. The St.