Do you hate yourself? Is this hate only offset by the addition of geese into your life that feed into your self-hating masochism? Well, it just so happens that the first and only app you'll ever need ...

Desktop Goose is a “downloadable goose-sperience for Windows” that is available on Itch.io and all it does is conjure up a cute little goose that lives on your computer but it definitely won’t behave.

Unless you’ve been hiding under a gaming rock for the last few months (possibly playing The Witcher 3) then you’ll have undoubtedly heard, seen, or even played ‘Untitled Goose Game’. For those of you ...

I am trying to work, but a horrible goose keeps tracking mud over my screen. When I close the memes it drags in front of Google Docs, it chases my cursor until it snatches it, then runs off the screen ...